Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

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"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Monday, January 20, 2020

As Trump's Trial Looms...

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Anonymous said...

A Senator With Conviction: "Your Honor, I make a motion to dismiss on the grounds that there are no actual criminal charges listed in the Articles of Impeachment"

Justice Roberts (after finding his missing gonads): "The motion is granted."

Since no such creatures actually exist, no one knows what will really happen.

1/20/2020 12:10 PM
CenterPuke88 said...

I think your misspelt....it’s a Senator with future convictions.

As for the Vhief Justice, if he finds his gonads, Donnie’s in a world of hurt.

1/20/2020 6:43 PM
dinthebeast said...

So apparently McConnell's proposed rules were an opening bid and he's backed off to the position he really wanted in the first place.
The day when that rat bastard loses his majority will be a good day indeed.

-Doug in Oakland

1/21/2020 3:38 PM

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