Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Friday, January 17, 2020

As Long As the Infected Don't Die and Then Start Looking for Brains to Eat.

There is a new "mystery virus" in China.
The number of people already infected by the mystery virus emerging in China is far greater than official figures suggest, scientists have told the BBC.

There have been 41 laboratory-confirmed cases of the new virus, but UK experts estimate the figure is closer to 1,700.

Two people are known to have died from the virus, which appeared in Wuhan city in December.
In You may recall that in World War Z, the virus that begat the zombies arose in China.

But if they are zombies, remember, headshots, people.

7 comments:

Ten Bears said...

It's not unreasonable, nobody wants to eat your eyes.

irie said...

Double tap also

CenterPuke88 said...

The question I have is what kind/caliber of head shots? The shows/movies never properly address why or how the head shot works and what area of the brain needs destroyed and how. The just show any shot to the head “kills” them, but there’s a significant difference between a .22 short or a .50AE to the noggin. That plus the brain stem is the likely active portion on a zombie...

So, what’s the answer, double taps...magnums...rifles...hollow points?

seafury said...

I thought it was Korea. Guess I was too busy looking over my shoulder.

dinthebeast said...

I think I'd want to use my model 94 32 special.

-Doug in Oakland

Comrade Misfit said...

CP88, WWZ has aircrew using suppressed .22 carbines for emergency guns. The soldiers are using .223s.

I'd guess that there is something in how the virus works the brain that a direct exposure to air short-circuits it.

Still, headshots are difficult. The skull isn't a bad protective shield.

CenterPuke88 said...

Slight difference between subsonic .22 and .223’s, to say the least. I’d like some movie or book to try to make it make sense.