Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- Trump

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Monday, January 6, 2020

Random Child-Rearing Advice.

4 comments:

B said...

Nice.

Anonymous said...

You funny!

Borepatch said...

Wolfgang also eats meat. And unlike a cat, he will catch a frisbee ...

BadTux said...

In fact, not only do all cats eat meat, all cats *must* eat meat because they're obligate carnivores who cannot manufacture all the necessary amino acids for health from other kids of food. So. My cats eat meat. Fancy Feast Classics, actually, which is meat and cat vitamins (needed because pet food manufacturers aren't allowed to put things like brains and spleens and so forth into pet foods, so otherwise cats don't get all the vitamins they need).