Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Friday, January 3, 2020

How to Tube a Career; Cop Ed.

HERINGTON, Kan. (WIBW/Gray News) – A Kansas police officer is no longer employed after admitting he “fabricated” a story about a McDonald’s employee writing an expletive on his coffee cup over the weekend, according to the Herington police chief.

Herington Police Chief Brian Hornaday confirmed in a news conference Monday that the officer resigned from the agency, calling it a “black eye on the law enforcement community.”

After initially standing by his story, Hornaday said the officer has since told him the note was “meant to be a joke.”
It seems that the McDonald's joint had cameras everywhere and could prove that nobody there did it.

What is wrong with people? Did the attention-whore involved not think that such shit could go viral in a heartbeat?

What happens from here on is that the kid involved won't be working as a cop again.

2 comments:

dinthebeast said...

https://local.theonion.com/insecure-frustrated-bully-with-something-to-prove-cons-1819575405

-Doug in Oakland

Stewart Dean said...

Um...guy who feels cops-don't-get-no-respect makes sure that cops will have trouble with respect. OTOH...I grew up the son of an old-time good-doc surgeon, and I thought all docs were class acts who knew what they were doing. The reality: all walks of life have their percentage of clowns/fools/idiots/ham-handed frauds. Now if there was only some way to identify them and put them somewhere where they can't harm others or themselves.....