Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Wednesday, January 22, 2020

Over the Rainbow Bridge

Maxine:


When she was a kitten:


Maxine had pancreatitis. It's gotten worse and she's become basically non-responsive.

She went over the Rainbow Bridge today.

Max was my friend's daughter's cat. She was a wreck, so we made the last trip.

5 comments:

B said...

My condolences.

CenterPuke88 said...

A beautiful girl who was given a wonderful life by a devoted owner. An owner who then got the best help they could get from a friend to help ease Maxine’s pain. Safe trip, Maxine, and thank you Comrade.

Anonymous said...

It is the worst part of pet ownership, but it's because we love them so much.

I am truly sorry for your loss.

Deadstick said...

Ninotchka and Rasputin welcome her at the bridge.

Tod Germanica said...

Sorry. I've got a slowly dying old stray cat on my porch. He's down to about four pounds but still eats, purrs, sleeps on the porch cat condo. Nothing of him works well anymore but he sure can cling to that 9th life. I'll know it's time for a trip to spca with him when he can't stand up any longer.