Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Saturday, April 1, 2017

Caturday Yahrzeit

It's been a year since Jake passed.

"Stay thirsty, my friends."

Make no mistake, I was pretty well crushed by his passing and writing this is causing me a little sadness. But he had a good life, at least, most of it. Jake was a stray, maybe dumped, yet he seemed as though his previous family did love him. He was 20 when he passed and that's a very long lifespan for a cat. It was his time when he left and I am at peace with that. (And I won't deny that Chip has helped.)

His memory is a blessing for me, at least.

(And George passed five years ago, the day after tomorrow.)

2 comments:

deadstick said...

Must be something in my eye...

Anonymous said...

Miss my triple set - Tessa, Caroline, and Mystery. It was like someone ripped off my limbs one at a time. Now we borrow my son's dog a couple of days a week for a sleep over. A close second as she's a very loving puggle.

Damn - something in both eyes.