Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Saturday, July 16, 2016

Trump-Pence.... T-P

"T-P: Make America Shit Again!"

"T-P: They're on a Roll!"


Man, didn't anyone think this through?

3 comments:

Marc said...

I'm thinking it was either:

(A) a rushed job (thus no editorial input beyond "We need a logo, stat!").

OR

(B) The graphic designer knew perfectly well what was going to happen, and sold them the idea that it was "dynamic, in that the T and P symbolize they are united to win the White House", or some such.

New Jovian Thunderbolt said...

I find Terlet Paper ham-dandy. Glad I live in a time where it is soft and splinter free. Hot and cold running water, modern dentistry, air conditioning, and soft lavatory paper make life bearable.

CenterPuke88 said...

The first thing I thought when I saw that logo was "What is that T doing to that P?" I liked the note that if you turn it upside down, it looks like a handjob...but I warn you, you can never unsee that after you looked at it.