Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Saturday, July 23, 2016

Standard Cop Defense: "I Was in Fear fo my Life"-- Fail

An Atlanta cop who claimed that he killed a guy for trying to run him over was fired and indicted for murder when video showed nothing of the kind happened. Still made bail.

An Alabama cop is out on bail on murder charges. His lawyer wanted the bail reduced, anyway. If the story is right, the standard bail for an Alabama cop murdering people is about $15K for tasing a guy three times, beating him with a baton and then shooting him five times.

As much as people have snarked about Alabama and Georgia, at least they seem to be taking some steps to hold cops accountable for murdering people.

2 comments:

BadTux said...

Uhm, Atlanta is in Gawgjah, not Ahlabahmy. Two different states.

Comrade Misfit said...

Oops.