Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Sunday, July 3, 2016

Caturday; New Resident Ed.

Meet Chip:


He came home less than an hour ago. He is very affectionate, though right now, he's exploring the place.

You will be seeing a lot more of him!

16 comments:

Keaaukane said...

Catgratulation!

B said...

Congrats

Good for you

deadstick said...

Fellini says congratulations...Chip couldn't have done better.

Marc said...

You can't spell homeowner without a 'meow'.

Tod Germanica said...

Congrats, good looking cat. I'm on a 5-day Amoxicillin course because 'stray yellow male' cat took my burr-removal attempts the wrong way on to my upper left thumb. Had it been a hamster my hand would have been dead.

Lesson 1 on de-burring stray cats: don't try to de-burr stray cats. I still feed him but with a wary eye. That cat is dynamite.
'Tod'

CenterPuke88 said...

Congratulations on your new pet, Chip. Take care of her with plenty of attention, some deliberate ignoring, the occasional hairball and a dash of chaos.

BadTux said...

What CP88 said :).

Congratulations on your new feline overlord!

dinthebeast said...

Best wishes to you both.

-Doug in Oakland

Peter said...

Yay! You have a new master!

"Dogs have owners: cats have staff."

:-)

Leo Knight said...

I wish you many belly rubs, lap sits, head bumps, and snuggles.

Eck! said...

big paws and and a purr.

Mazal tov to you both.

Eck!

New Jovian Thunderbolt said...

Yay

Paul W said...

You need to document any and all purring noises for posterity.

I can only get my cats to snore when I record them.

OldAFSarge said...

Awesome. My felines say "Hello!"

wolfbitch said...

Congratulations, and welcome home to Chip!

Murphy's Law said...

Awwwww....Congrats to both of you--you for the new cat and Chip for hitting the cat lottery.