Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Tuesday, August 28, 2012

Zero Tolerance and No Brains at All

Hunter Spanjer says his name with a certain special hand gesture, but at just three and a half years old, he may have to change it.

"He's deaf, and his name sign, they say, is a violation of their weapons policy," explained Hunter's father, Brian Spanjer.
The school district wants to come to the "best solution" to the problem.

Here's an idea: Stop acting like morons.

4 comments:

Eck! said...

When mirrored against the last post on Akin..

Seems stupid is contagious.

Welcome to silly season, we have not heard the best yet.

Eck!

The New York Crank said...

Grand Island is located where? On Mars?

Crankily yours,
The New York Crank

Mike R said...

New York Crank, it is regrettably in the state of Nebraska, my home. At least we haven't reached the crazy and ignorance of Kansas or Texas, however there are people working on it.

Dr. Bubbles said...

The story was updated at 4 pm CDT. They've stopped acting like morons.