Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Wednesday, November 5, 2008

The Official Celebratory Drink of This Blog

Not exactly the best stuff I've ever had, but at less than nine bucks a bottle, it was hard to pass up. Korbel or some other plonk might have been a better choice, but I'm not a champagne drinker, so what the hell.

Seemed fitting, though.

2 comments:

Mark Rossmore said...

Na zdorovia, comrade!

*cachinka!*

montag said...

Sounds like it would hammer your head until you want to cut your throat with a sickle.