Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Thursday, November 13, 2008

My Collateral Duty

would be "Shampooer of the Cat's Ass."

Gracie got enough poop on her butt to warrant an ass shampoo. It's sort of a toss-up which one of us like it least, but she probably wins. Right now she is sitting on the floor, trying to get her fur properly arranged.
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Anonymous said...

Well, the configuration of a cat's butt fur is important to their well-being and self image.

I am taking Bitey for his "sanitary shave" on Saturday to AVOID the ass-shampoo sessions.

11/14/2008 11:15 AM

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