Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Tuesday, November 4, 2008

I'm Cracking the Champagne

If I'm wrong, sue me. But if you add the sure states of California, Oregon, Washington and Hawaii to the states that the news organizations are already calling for Obama, this thing is over.

So, in the tradition of "eat shit and die, motherfucker," let's look at two quotes from the last presidential election:
"The Republican Party is a permanent majority for the future of this country."
-- Tom DeLay, 2004
And:
"Once the [Democratic] minority of House and Senate are comfortable in their
minority status, they will have no problem socializing with the Republicans. Any
farmer will tell you that certain animals run around and are unpleasant. But when
they've been 'fixed,' then they are happy and sedate. They are contented
and cheerful." -- Grover Norquist, 2004
Obama is on track to win over 300 electoral votes. How do you two douchebags want your crow prepared?

3 comments:

deadstick said...

http://www.cyberhymnal.org/htm/b/h/bhymnotr.htm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XOEq-ImGWJ0

Anonymous said...

MSNBC had that bastard Tom DeLay on earlier tonight. Should be in jail.

montag said...

I would love to see their crow prepared in prison, perhaps with stripes of cream sauce across a black feather garnish.