Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- Trump

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Monday, November 3, 2008

Cat Blogging

I'm not going to watch the tube tonight, 'm going to spend a little time with my cats. I had cooked a chicken last night; my intent was to let it cool before deboning it, but George had other ideas. I had cooked the chicken with herbs and stuff in the cavity. George and Jake didn't like it as much as plain chicken, they walked away after eating a little bit.

I got to sleep almost to the point where the alarm clock went off, so they surprised me. Gracie woke me up by barfing up a hairball on my bed. Good thing I have a coverlet over my comforter for just such an eventuality.

George is getting mail again, now that the phone is listed under his name. Dish Network is offering him $25 off.

3 comments:

Fixer said...

George is getting mail again, now that the phone is listed under his name.

I was ranting to the Mrs. about the credit mess the other day and to prove my point that credit was too easy, I was gonna apply for an American Express for Shayna. Fearing my incarceration, she wouldn't let me do it, but I bet it wouldn't faze them, sending a card to a dog.

Comrade Misfit said...

Fixer, when I last had the phone under his name (before ComBastards changed it), I got at least one credit card offer for George ever two or three months.

Anonymous said...

Someone has been busy barfing up hairballs here. I wish I could laminate them.