Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Sunday, November 23, 2008

Can We Fast-Forward to January 20th? Like Right Fucking Now?

We can skip right over Thanksgiving, Christmas, Hannukha, Kwanzaa, Festivus, New Years Day and Martin Luther King Day.

Let's just declare that tomorrow, November 24th, is deemed to be January 20th for purposes of the Constitution and let President Obama get to work.



It's not as though Dubya the Dumbassed wouldn't be happy to leave and if he isn't, who gives a fuck.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

I support this whole-heartedly. Who can make this happen? Surely, you're connected.

Comrade Misfit said...

I wish I could make it happen.

I'm not connected; I'd be an F-list blogger if the rankings went that low.