Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

Democracy Dies When Billionaires and Hedge Funds Buy Newspapers.

"Never Get Into Anything With a 'Jesus Nut'." -- every fixed-wing pilot

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Friday, January 18, 2008

Where in the World is Vice-Lord Voldemort?

It is just me, or does it seem as though Vice President Cheney (Chief of the Warmongering and Torture Departments) has dropped off the radar recently? There has been almost nothing in the news about him since that rather suspicious fire in his office in the Executive Office Building.

Is he trying to duck a subpoena?
Posted by on or about 07:13

1 comment:

One Fly said...

There is a good chance he may be in Jackson Hole. Will try to find out tomorrow for sure.

1/18/2008 6:18 PM

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