Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Wednesday, January 23, 2008

New Lighting at Heathrow


You might have to click on it to get it to animate.

5 comments:

BadTux said...

Are you implying that there was *not* engine failure of that 777 at Heathrow -- that it was pilot error?

Comrade Misfit said...

No, I just thought it was funny.

Lurch said...

Is this for real and not some of that wry British humour?

I always though most pilots learned to land between the white lights on the sides of the thingie there with all the rubber skid-marks on it.

Comrade Misfit said...

It's humor, badtux. It's not real.

BadTux said...

Uhm, Lurch isn't Badtux. For one thing, Lurch is somewhat larger, heavier, and more violently inclined than Badtux (who is pretty much a pacifist except for the verbal jabs).