Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Monday, January 28, 2008

Like This is a Surprise; Mine Safety Edition

The Mine Safety and Health Administration routinely fails to punish mine owners for safety violations, preferring instead to issue a toothless citation.

To be fair, this problem goes back from Chimpy to Clinton and maybe further back in time. The MSHA seems to have suffered the bureaucratic equivalent of the Stockholm Syndrome.

UPDATE:

It took less then five hours from the time I posted the above until someone from msha.gov visited. So they are definitely watching, folks. Probably the only reason they don't pay attention to the posts about Chimperor Disgustus is that there are just too many in the blogiverse to track down all of them.

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