Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Friday, January 18, 2008

Morons At Work; Homeland Security Edition

Those cheerful fuckups at DHS spent 90 million dollars to create an anti-terror data network. They even told Congress that they were making significant progress in upgrading the network.

Now they are going to scrap it and spend goddess knows how much to replace it.

Maybe they hired the same people the FBI used to develop their computer network, which had cost overruns in the hundreds of millions of dollars and which was years behind schedule.

About all it seems DHS can do is to make getting on an airplane an intolerable ordeal.

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