Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Thursday, January 24, 2008

Drunken Astronauts? "Nope, Not Us!"

NASA said that they surveyed their astronauts and nobody was drunk on launch day.

Maybe so. But for the love of truth, MSNBC blew it in their headline that the study "refutes" the drunken astronaut claim. NASA went to the astronauts and asked "was you drunk" and the astronauts said "not me, boss."

Maybe. Then again, one could wonder what would happen if a similar survey was taken at, say, the Brooklyn House of Detention. Would New York city then say "OK, you guys are go to go" and release everyone?

I don't think so.

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