Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Wednesday, December 27, 2017

The Derp is Strong With That One


I can't even begin to unpack the load of snark this generates.
Posted by on or about 11:34
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5 comments:

gray fox said...

It could be worse:

https://freethoughtblogs.com/pharyngula/2017/12/10/ive-heard-of-drinking-urine-but/


-- seth

12/27/2017 2:38 PM
dinthebeast said...

The Romans used it as a mouthwash and a laundry detergent...

-Doug in Oakland

12/28/2017 2:26 AM
Comrade Misfit said...

And, boiled down, it's been used as a disinfectant. But not for internal consumption.

What gun do people who eat their own shit use? Or whom have sex with their mothers? The ad campaigns await.

I'm guessing that KelTec now has both a former ad agency as well as a former employee (the putz who greenlit this one).

12/28/2017 4:19 PM
Aaron said...

The Number of people willing to drink their own urine is I would hope and expect is quite notably low. Similarly, actual KelTec production of firearms is also quite notably low, so they may just be able to make a sufficient numb Re of the rifle to satisfy such a rarefied (urinified?) target audience.

12/28/2017 10:23 PM
Deadstick said...

Why would that guy drink whiz when he's covered in ice?

12/29/2017 6:29 PM

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