Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Monday, December 25, 2017

I'll Feel Like This After Today's Feast



Merry Christmas, everyone.
Posted by on or about 13:52
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4 comments:

Old NFO said...

Merry Christmas!

12/25/2017 4:54 PM
FrankC said...

Thinks - SantaCat won't get through that!

12/25/2017 5:12 PM
CenterPuke88 said...

Because, Trump...Happy Holidays!

That cat through a door or me into some jeans...glad you chose the cat!

12/25/2017 5:41 PM
Nangleator said...

Merry Christmas. That's a cat that's planning revenge on an inanimate object.

12/26/2017 12:29 AM

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