Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Saturday, December 23, 2017

Caturday

Chip demonstrates why I use a separate keyboard for my laptop.


He'll walk across the laptop's keyboard, but not the desk-type keyboard.
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4 comments:

3383 said...

You are lucky. My cat cared not whether it was a laptop, desktop keyboard, book, newspaper, or wrapping packages on the floor. Those were all The Place to Be at the time.

12/23/2017 1:37 PM
dinthebeast said...

Our cat somehow managed to reset the screen resolution on my laptop the first time he walked across it.

-Doug in Oakland

12/23/2017 1:46 PM
Dark Avenger said...

If the Earth was flat, cats would’ve knocked everything off of it already.

12/23/2017 3:37 PM
Comrade Misfit said...

Chip can change the screen prientation.

12/23/2017 8:21 PM

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