Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Saturday, December 23, 2017

Caturday

Chip demonstrates why I use a separate keyboard for my laptop.


He'll walk across the laptop's keyboard, but not the desk-type keyboard.

4 comments:

3383 said...

You are lucky. My cat cared not whether it was a laptop, desktop keyboard, book, newspaper, or wrapping packages on the floor. Those were all The Place to Be at the time.

dinthebeast said...

Our cat somehow managed to reset the screen resolution on my laptop the first time he walked across it.

-Doug in Oakland

Dark Avenger said...

If the Earth was flat, cats would’ve knocked everything off of it already.

Comrade Misfit said...

Chip can change the screen prientation.