Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Monday, October 2, 2017

The Asswipe of Vegas

Some asswipe shot up a country music concert in Las Vegas last night.

(Photo of the Asswipe)

(Part of the "some asshole initiative")

There's a lot we don't know about this.

1 comment:

Tod Germanica said...

Adding the need for survaillance of line-of-sight sniping positions in addition to frisking and package inspection on site. Reminiscent of Texas Tower Whitman, James Earl Ray, Lee Harvey's double; usually had military shooting training, often a marine-every man a rifleman.
Why asswipes crack is always the question. ISIS claims him but he seems more like own late asswipe T. McVeigh. Seems no cure for nilism.