Words of Advice:
"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne
“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *
"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown
“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie
"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul
"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad
"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown
"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers
"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown
"Eck!" -- George the Cat
* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone
4 comments:
I haven't looked, but you had better be linking Les Nessman.
It's one of those episodes you only need to see once.
33 (if I may call you by your first name),
While Nessman did, indeed, orchestrate the event, and did his Herb Morrison call ("oh, the humanity"), it was actually Arthur Carlson, who upon reporting back to the staff after he'd been summoned to the ASPCA, claimed, "as god is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly."
I've maintained for years that that is the funniest line ever heard on TV.
LRod
ZJX, ORD, ZAU retired
YAASSSSSS WKRP reference for the win!
Our not-very-wild California turkeys fly STOL at about 45 degrees to the tops of mighty oak trees at dusk and down next morning, sometimes crashing limbs with no apparent damage. They'd have no problem with an air drop.
BTW, they seldom 'gobble', the danger noise sounds like 'pweet! pweet!'.
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