Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Monday, October 23, 2017

Trump is a Chinese Tool

When China asked for Trump to expel a Chinese dissident from the U.S., Trump was all but too happy to oblige. Trump's buddy, Steve Wynn, who is the RNC finance chairman, was eager to play messenger boy for the Chinese government.

Color me "not surprised".

5 comments:

Old NFO said...

First he was a Russian tool, now he's a Chinese tool? Can't y'all even make up your minds? Or are y'all fabricating 'better' evidence this time?

CenterPuke88 said...

Well, he's not a good politician. A good politician stays bought, and Wengui paid for a membership at Mar-a-lago...

Comrade Misfit said...

There's a big difference between "buying" and "renting". Most politicians can only be rented.

Leo Knight said...

What's the word for someone whose services are rented short term, maybe by the hour? Whore?

Sorry. I don't mean to insult whores.

Nangleator said...

It'd be cool if we could get him to work for us. You know, pool our money so it would be more than a billionaire could get together to bribe him with. Maybe set a deadline for collecting money, like April 15th.

That way, he'd have to do what we wanted, and follow our constitution, and not do what our enemies want him to do. Of course, he'd have to do the stuff we wanted out of our bribery funds, but there's still enough money to go around.

As long as the rich people contribute their fair share.

Otherwise, we're fucked.