Words of Advice:
"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne
“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *
"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown
“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie
"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul
"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad
"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown
"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers
"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown
"Eck!" -- George the Cat
* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone
5 comments:
First he was a Russian tool, now he's a Chinese tool? Can't y'all even make up your minds? Or are y'all fabricating 'better' evidence this time?
Well, he's not a good politician. A good politician stays bought, and Wengui paid for a membership at Mar-a-lago...
There's a big difference between "buying" and "renting". Most politicians can only be rented.
What's the word for someone whose services are rented short term, maybe by the hour? Whore?
Sorry. I don't mean to insult whores.
It'd be cool if we could get him to work for us. You know, pool our money so it would be more than a billionaire could get together to bribe him with. Maybe set a deadline for collecting money, like April 15th.
That way, he'd have to do what we wanted, and follow our constitution, and not do what our enemies want him to do. Of course, he'd have to do the stuff we wanted out of our bribery funds, but there's still enough money to go around.
As long as the rich people contribute their fair share.
Otherwise, we're fucked.
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