Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Friday, October 6, 2017

His Fastball Isn't Much, But He Throws a Great Sinker

7 comments:

DTWND said...

He'll still be able to breathe after a Gatorade shower, and during it.

Dale

Tod Germanica said...

This guy played for the Athletics, mondo weird. Has a special ambidextrous glove. He must inform the umpire as to which hand he'll be using. He got jumped on a lot. Probably do well away from the A's, farm team for the Yankees, Dodgers, Angels. Athletics fan on opening day, "just wait until next year".

Comrade Misfit said...

Tod, did you miss the headline?

Tod Germanica said...

Via Wikipedia: After attending Creighton University, Venditte was drafted by the New York Yankees in 2008. He signed with the Oakland Athletics as a free agent before the 2015 season, and made his Major League Baseball (MLB) debut that year.

Comrade Misfit said...

Go look, again, at the very first word of the headline.

Tod Germanica said...

Oh, like in Water World.

Tod Germanica said...

Blown Save: (Voice of Gabby Hayes)
"Well I knowed that, dat blame it, didn't I see that there tank they set up at tha Coliseum in Fall of '15 so he could swim around between innings? Kids these days"