Words of Advice:

"Never Feel Sorry For Anyone Who Owns an Airplane."-- Tina Marie

"
If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

"
Flying the Airplane is More Important than Radioing Your Plight to a Person on the Ground
Who is Incapable of Understanding or Doing Anything About It.
" -- Unknown

"There seems to be almost no problem that Congress cannot, by diligent efforts and careful legislative drafting, make ten times worse." -- Me

"What the hell is an `Aluminum Falcon'?" -- Emperor Palpatine

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Friday, October 6, 2017

His Fastball Isn't Much, But He Throws a Great Sinker

7 comments:

DTWND said...

He'll still be able to breathe after a Gatorade shower, and during it.

Dale

Tod Germanica said...

This guy played for the Athletics, mondo weird. Has a special ambidextrous glove. He must inform the umpire as to which hand he'll be using. He got jumped on a lot. Probably do well away from the A's, farm team for the Yankees, Dodgers, Angels. Athletics fan on opening day, "just wait until next year".

Comrade Misfit said...

Tod, did you miss the headline?

Tod Germanica said...

Via Wikipedia: After attending Creighton University, Venditte was drafted by the New York Yankees in 2008. He signed with the Oakland Athletics as a free agent before the 2015 season, and made his Major League Baseball (MLB) debut that year.

Comrade Misfit said...

Go look, again, at the very first word of the headline.

Tod Germanica said...

Oh, like in Water World.

Tod Germanica said...

Blown Save: (Voice of Gabby Hayes)
"Well I knowed that, dat blame it, didn't I see that there tank they set up at tha Coliseum in Fall of '15 so he could swim around between innings? Kids these days"