Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Monday, October 2, 2017

Shorter Trump: "Sorry About the Hurricanes. Here's a Golfing Trophy."

President* Trump on Sunday dedicated a golf trophy to the victims of recent powerful hurricanes that tore through Texas, Florida and Puerto Rico, all the while defending the government's response to the disasters.
"Clueless" doesn't even begin to cover the ground for Trump. I do have to hand it to him, he's making Chimpy and "Heckuvajob Brownie" look good in comparison.

2 comments:

Ed Baptist said...

The major accomplishment of the two most recent Republican presidents has been the rehabilitation of their predecessors. Trumpster has, as you noted, polished up the reputation of Little George who in his time made Big George look a whole lot better. That's the kind of steady consistency that wins the hearts and minds of GOP voters.

Tod Germanica said...

Funny Ed the Baptist, but don't lose your head. I'm liking Warren G. Harding, Silent Cal Coolidge and Herbert Hoover a lot better too for some reason.