Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Tuesday, November 1, 2016

Hype and Bullshit; Gunnie Ed

After hyping the shit out of its new "Saint", turns out the gun is pretty much just another AR-15: A gun that can be made by anyone with an Internet account for ordering parts. Because the world needs another gun of a type that is already made by damn near every gun company on the planet, including Bubba's Guns and Kwik-Lube in West Fucking Jesus, Texas.


Boring! Boring!
Boring! Boring!
Boring! Boring!

3 comments:

Paul W said...

we just don't the capability to handle phased plasma in the 40-watt range.

CenterPuke88 said...

Well, I found Bubba's Guns and Ammo in Palestine, TX...but the Qwik Lube isn't nearby, and it's in East Texas (Jade Helm Country).. Howeever, their Facebook page does indeed feature a built up AR-15!

Aaron said...

Certainly made of solid meh. On the upside, whenever it stops working you can call it the Ain't rather than a Saint.