Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Friday, April 1, 2016

Caturday

It is done. May peace be upon you, Jake.

Just before we left, he used the litter box and ate a couple bites of the red salmon.

Two friends went with me. We came back, drank wine, and talked and laughed about other things.

I have a carload of cat gear, between scratching posts, toys and unused litter in my car for a trip to the shelter tomorrow. His old littler pan, the mat it was on, a half-used bag of prescription food, his dishes and much vacuumed-up detritus is in the trash. The cat towels that covered most of my furniture are in the wash. They'll probably be donated, too. The heated cat beds, I'll save those after the bedding is washed.

And that is all.

6 comments:

Aaron said...

Sincere condolences for your loss. May his memory be for a blessing.

OldAFSarge said...

Condolences, may you always remember the good times.

JayNola said...

No harder but kinder thing can be done.

Leo Knight said...

So very sad. You did your best for him. Words fail.

Ole Phat Stu said...

The hardest choice, but the right one. Well done.

JEG43 said...

Sad for your loss.