Words of Advice:
"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne
“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *
"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown
“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie
"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul
"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad
"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown
"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers
"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown
"Eck!" -- George the Cat
* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone
6 comments:
But if you listen to any of them, Ronald Reagan is on the ballot, and they're just Reagan's temporary stand-in.
Rick Perry will jump in if we send him a jar of maple syrup.
I don't know, some of their ideas are so old, they may HAVE veins full of embalming fluid.
I bet the Repubs are annoyed they passed the 22nd Amendment to make sure there were no more FDR's, otherwise they could dig up Ronald Reagan's moldy embalmed corpse and run that again. As a bonus, the corpse would be less likely to be a disaster as President than any of the current Republican crop.
McCain is too busy whacking GOP state committee kneecaps in AZ to start an exploration right now. Once he's done with the payback in his home state, I'm sure he'll start making noise about a Presidential Comeback...or something.
feel like every day I'm waking up in a monkey house watching snake dancers n chicken biters howling n slinging their shit at each other LIVE On TV! Before Your Very Eyes! ... an order of magnitude or three worse than the 50's Birchers n 60's Goldwaterites
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