Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Saturday, January 24, 2015

Comedians Around the Nation Are Lifting Their Arms to the Sky and Proclaiming:
"Thank You, Jesus!"

For they have been given the gift of comedy gold.
Former Alaska governor Sarah Palin told The Washington Post in an interview Friday that she is “seriously interested” in running for the White House in 2016.

“You can absolutely say that I am seriously interested,” Palin said, when asked to clarify her thinking about a possible presidential bid.
Right. The pol who couldn't handle the pressure of being the governor of the least-densely populated state in the country (and third least populous) and who had to quit half-way through her first term thinks that she can handle a job which rapidly ages people?

Warm up the Official GOP Campaign Vehicle.


6 comments:

B said...

Odd, the way I remember it, the DNC folks hassled her for FOIA and other stuff to the point that she was unable to do her job so she stepped down so that someone could govern....

Either way, she ain't gonna be prezident, that I am sure of. (although she couldn't be much worse than Barry, now could she?)

Murphy's Law said...

What B Said. She was trying to be Governor of Alaska and she was doing a pretty good job, but her political enemies continued filing baseless suits against her which, under Alaska law, she had to defend out of her own pocket. Of course she quit. The alternative was for her family to lose everything. Just goes to show how vile Democrats can and will be when they want to win, even if it means that the people of that state are denied the governor that they elected.

And I'd take Sarah Palin over Hilary Clinton, Elizabeth Warren or Joe Biden any day.

Well maybe not Biden...he's so ridiculous that it'd be a sport just to watch him gaffe his way through each day, and since no one on the planet takes him seriously, he couldn't do much harm.

Wraith said...

What Murphy said, with the addendum that Governor Palin passed that selfsame law in the interests of ending the corruption infesting Alaskan government.

It's one thing to disagree on what should be done. But when you have to defend your position, not by facts, logic and reason, but by baseless lawsuits and outright harassment? That's clear evidence that you're not only in the wrong, but that deep down, you know it.

LRod said...

Wow! I must have watched a different Sarah Palin fizzle and burn than described here.

Democrats didn't have to do anything to tank her prospects. The "liberal" media asked the questions and Word Salad Sarah did the rest. She's still doing it. There's a reason she only appears on Faux. All they ever do there is lob softballs...and, to quote the Half Term Gov...make shit up.

LRod
ZJX, ORD, ZAU retired

Doug T. said...

Oh my. Christmas comes twice this year. Please pass the popcorn.

Nangleator said...

Wow. There are still Sarah defenders?