Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Tuesday, January 6, 2015

Don't Let the Screen Door Hit You; NFL Edition

The owner of the Rams is stirring the pot for a return to Los Angeles.

Typical NFL shit: The owner fields a lousy team for years. Fan support drys up. Then the owner claims that the fans have abandoned his stinkpile of a team and he moves it for a "better deal".

Any city or state which plays this game has political officials whose heads are filled with cement.

And to Mr. Stan Kroenke, the owner of the Rams, a musical salute:


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