Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Thursday, January 8, 2015

Je Suis Charlie, Deux

Two of the many cartoons in reaction to the massacre yesterday in Paris:



I was going to point out in this post that Christian fundamentalists, at least in the First World, have pretty much confined reacting to blasphemy by running their mouths or suing people. But a spot of research on that brought up the firebombing of the Saint Michel theater in Paris in 1988, in which some Christian fundies threw Molotov cocktails into a theater while "The Last Temptation of Christ" was being shown.

So never mind that argument.

UPDATE: Shorter Catholic League statement: "They had it coming."

5 comments:

Old NFO said...

Oh come on, you're REALLY going to play the to the moral equivalence card? So ONE instance is going to offset what the islamic terrorists did in Paris two days ago? And the 140 some odd kids they killed last month? Really??? You're better than that.

Comrade Misfit said...

You've forgotten Srebrenica? Or Rwanda, where priests were willing participants?

Comrade Misfit said...

The reference to Rwanda wasn't really fair. My apologies.

CenterPuke88 said...

Comrade, then perhaps Germany ~1936-1945? A Christian Nation, that murdered by the millions.

Or Norway, where one Christian, feeling his beliefs threatened, killed some 70 children?

Numerous Popes, Kings and Queens, Princes and Lords...all killed people in Jesus name. Some tortured them to get them to convert before they killed them. The theory being the convert would go to heaven then, but if they waited, the convert might fall from grace.

Salem...Vassy...Jeruselem...the list goes on a long way. No religion has a monopoly on horror and violence.

BadTux said...

Not to mention that even leaders of established groups with a history of terrorism like Hizballah have said that this attack was far more damaging to Islam than any cartoon...