Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Thursday, January 15, 2015

No, It's a Giant Space Station

Some clothing designer and a QVC hostess couldn't figure out whether the Moon is a planet or a star. The concept that the Moon is a moon, a satellite, never occurred to them. Even when somebody off camera informed them of that, they didn't believe it.

How did either one of these bozos ever get out of elementary school?

Natural-born Republicans, both of them.

2 comments:

ShortWoman said...

Why, doesn't she know that the moon is a great light in the sky? The Bible says so! ;-)

Glenn Kelley said...

We had an electrical shop teacher that believed lead was a compound of Phosphorous and boron .

Glenn