Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Wednesday, October 1, 2014

Your Congressman and Your Senators are
(a) Whores,
(b) Idiots,
(c) Thieves
or (d) All of the Above

You can make the ones for the other choices, if you wish.

The Daily Show has pointed out that Congress is not willing to come back to debate what to do about ISIS until after the election. The Congressvermin say that the President has to ask them to come back and debate on it. So they've been bleating that they can't do anything without an engraved invitation from the President.

But a number of the Congresscrooks found a reason to rush back to Washington and hold hearing on another matter of grave national security importance: White House fence-jumpers.

So: We're going to war against the Hajii Brothers and Congress cannot be bothered to come back from its campaigning to debate what should be done. But some clown jumps the fence at the White House and they flood the airline ticket counters in their haste to get back and hold hearings, so they can be seen on TV beating up on some hapless government official. Because why, exactly? Because it's easier? Because Congress is composed of a majority of lazy fucks who really don't want to work that hard?

Fuck. We're at the point right now where if you care about your property values, you'd be better off having a registered sex offender as a neighbor rather than a congressman.

3 comments:

Robert Fowler said...

First, I apologize to the good lawyers out there.

One of the people running to be our next Senator is a slimy assed trial lawyer. He has stooped so low as to sue his neighbors. Because their chickens got loose and trespassed on his property.

He also told a convention of other trial lawyers, he would fight tort reform with everything he had. He also disparaged our Senior Senator by telling his lawyer buddies, "he's only a farmer". Even though he's the ranking R on the judicial committee.

You are right, I would rather live next to sex offender before that scumbag lawyer/politician.

dinthebeast said...

My congresswoman is Barbara Lee, and I'm pretty sure she wants to do the debate already, but nobody up there ever listens to her. Too bad, she makes more sense than most of them. On the other hand, one of my senators is DiFi, so maybe I'll just shut up now.

-Doug in Oakland

Anonymous said...

Why you are disparaging prostitues is beyond me.