Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Saturday, October 18, 2014

Open Carry Comes to Missouri

This is how I understand it went:

Some asshole* in the state legislature proposed raising the minimum age for getting a concealed carry permit to age 25. Some other assholes said: "Oh, yeah? We see your age change and raise you- we'll lower it to 19 and make open carry legal everywhere that concealed carry is legal. Whaddya think of that?"

And now it's the law.

I sort of am in favor of open carry laws, if only to stop the hoplophobic po-po from arresting people for "brandishing" because the cop gets a glimpse of a concealed handgun. But when assholes like these clowns or these two idiots come into play, then I am open to changing my mind about the wisdom of permitting open carry.
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* Probably this one.

7 comments:

Snowdog said...

as a Misery and St Louis county resident I am sorta for this-but I don't open carry. Don't like to advertise. That said should my jacket be blown open on a windy day, I don't have to worry as much.

CenterPuke88 said...

So, zooming in on the Smashburger picture, that sure looks like the safety is off. Am I seeing that right? I know they are idiots, but that's surely a whole new level.

Snowdog said...

Oy...you're right. The safety IS off in that picture. Though the shotgun with the display sticker still on the stock is a lesser level of fail, but still.

Eck! said...

makes concealed carry less fussy with printing and accidental shows.

As to advertising you have, not a good strategic plan.

Eck!

Comrade Misfit said...

CP88, that one idiot might have had the chamber empty.

CenterPuke88 said...

Comrade, I certainly hope so...but no bets either way. It's just stupid because you ALWAYS assume a gun is loaded (as you well know). Of course, they've already abandoned their guns to whoever grabs them first...

Deadstick said...

Used to work on an AFB where the cafeteria had a simple rack for security guards to lean their weapons on while they ate. One day somebody bumped it and half a dozen loaded M-16s clattered to the floor...