Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Thursday, October 9, 2014

A Guy Died of Ebola Yesterday in Dallas

Yep, he did, and you can bet your ass that the cable news morons are going at this story hammer-and-tong right now.

I do have to wonder how many other people died in that hospital yesterday. Or how many were killed in motor vehicle accidents or shootings or what not.

One guy died of Ebola yesterday. 3,822 people died in motor vehicle accidents in Texas last year, so between ten and eleven people, on average, were croaked in crashes on the same day that the Ebola guy died. We'll lose almost ten times that many nationwide in a year in wrecks that mainly will occur unnoticed, other than for the families touched by the tragedies.

But one guy dies of Ebola and the national media loses its collective shit.

3 comments:

dinthebeast said...

The Rude Pundit suggested that we build a giant border fence around Texas to contain the outbreak...


-Doug in Oakland

Comrade Misfit said...

Works for me. But it should be two fences with one of them being electrified.

dinthebeast said...

That's what he said also.

-Doug in Oakland

http://rudepundit.blogspot.com/2014/10/time-to-build-fence-around-texas.html