Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Monday, July 14, 2014

Torquemada Works for Airbus

Or Dick Cheney is working for them.
Airbus has filed a seat patent that appears to pack people in without all the clunky cushions and awkward folding tables, in an apparent bid to save valuable space on its aircraft.

Its cushions are shaped liked bicycle saddles, and when the seats aren't being used, they fold vertically to save space. Cutting down all that "bulk," as the patent application puts it, lets you do a lot more with the limited real estate on board.
This is the seat:


You'll find them soon on a Ryanair or Spirit aircraft, no doubt.

Hell, it'd be more comfortable to be crammed into a "40 or 8" French boxcar.

To hell with the Bastille, sack and burn EADS's headquarters!

4 comments:

D. said...

I…do not think those things would work well in turbulence.

Also, it looks a bit like it would restrict blood flow in the crotch area, which might cause...problems with scrotum-bearers. Bicycles weren't designed for sitting on for six hours, after all, the Tour de France notwithstanding.

Ole Phat Stu said...

Why not? After all I sit in the saddle of my motorcycle for up to 6 hours (=400kms) at a time between refuellings.
However, most people are going to be bored out of their minds without a TV or a magazine rack...

Will said...

Might as well look at inflatable seats instead. I'd be looking to make them fold down into the floor when not in use. Might help speed up emergency exiting, if they can be quickly collapsed after the aircraft comes to a stop. Would help to eliminate the tendency of lots of people to just sit there while the plane begins to burn. May even be able to add adjustability for comfort. Having back tilt capability might be difficult, though. Use bleed air to inflate them, perhaps.

CenterPuke88 said...

Don't know about you, Stu, but my Corbin seat had much more support surface than that joke. I also see far too little lateral support.