Ku Klux Klan Only Wants Them Some Love

They're trying to recruit people in the Richmond, VA area with the pitch that they really are just a nice buncha good ole boys who don't have nothing against nobody.

The Ku Klux Klan papered several Chesterfield County neighborhoods this week with fliers proclaiming it is nonviolent, not a hate group and not “enemies of the colored and mongrel races.”... “The thing that really gets me is that (people are) saying we’re teaching our children to hate people just because of their race, creed and color, and that’s a complete lie and falsehood,” said Frank Ancona, president and imperial wizard of the Traditionalist American Knights of the Ku Klux Klan.

Ancona, who is based in Missouri, says the group has been dealt a bad hand by the media and the Union government after the Civil War. He said that it’s actually a fraternal organization that has specific values, including preserving the constitution as written and traditional Christian beliefs.

So all of that cross-burning

And lynching

And night-riding and murdering and terrorizing, that was some other group of guys?

Right.