Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Sunday, March 23, 2014

Mike Rogers Is a McCarthyite Tool

Rep. Mike Rogers (R-Douchebag) is claiming that Snowden had Russian help.

His claim is based on some cocaine-addled intelligence professional who told Rogers that "well, we certainly can't rule it out."

Which is about as McCarthyite a claim if there ever was one.

Can you rule out that Mike Rogers has anonymous gay sex for money in bus stations? I sure can't. And since neither you nor I can rule it out, by the reasoning that Rogers uses....

2 comments:

Marc said...

It would be irresponsible not to speculate...

Stewart Dean said...

"Have you no sense of decency, sir? At long last, have you left no sense of decency?"
Un-Amercanism is alive and "well" on the right.