Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Sunday, July 31, 2011

Wait, What??



If I go outside and find out that my Honda has morphed into a unicorn that is farting eyeballs, I guess I won't be too surprised.


(A translation of the lyrics)

(H/T)
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7 comments:

Unknown said...

Fairy tales in Hell?

What's up with the creepy faceless sidekick? Among other things. That might actually give me nightmares.

7/31/2011 5:28 PM
Oldfool said...

I got through the first minute before terminal nausea set in. Ten minutes of that and I will confess to anything.

7/31/2011 6:14 PM
Don Brown said...

-- So, the Japanese have discovered LSD?

7/31/2011 6:27 PM
Comrade Misfit said...

Don, apparently so, and not the good stuff, either.

7/31/2011 7:31 PM
Mark Rossmore said...

I shared this link on Facebook, and immediately got this in response from a friend. If you thought "PonPonPon" was out there, wait til you get a load of this and its... err... Japanese-ness.

BTW, it's NSFW. And not safe for fragile minds. I know mine was a little bent afterwards.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0W8fBsLYHcE

7/31/2011 8:06 PM
Eck! said...

That is supremely sick.

Eck!

8/01/2011 7:11 AM
Nangleator said...

Seems to be a children's anatomy lesson.

I hope.

Makes Pee Wee Herman look like Fred Rogers.

8/01/2011 8:21 AM

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