Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Wednesday, July 6, 2011

The Doorman

Jake is lying in that doorway and bapping at any cat who wants to get past him.


None have succeeded.

Fat-assed, lying down on the job and getting in everyone's way-- I may have to rename him John Boehner.

5 comments:

Sarah said...

Naw. He's not orange.

wolfbitch said...

Hell, name him The Whole Damn Republican Party.

w3ski said...

You, are a pilot, what do you think of this ;
http://www.buzzfeed.com/fjelstud/terrafugia-transition-flying-car-may-finally-fly
w3ski

Anonymous said...

Off Topic : blogged especially for you today, e-b-m :-

http://home.egge.net/~savory/blog_jul_11.htm#20110707

Eunoia

Comrade Misfit said...

W3ski, I'm going watch the Terrafuga, but I suspect that getting a car to fly successfully is like training a fish to run the 440.

Stu, there are a couple of -104s flying in this country. They have to exceed 250kts, but they can because they are allowed to fly at the minimum safe airspeed.