Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Monday, July 18, 2011

Just a Coincidence, No Doubt

Nothing to see here, folks:
A former News of the World reporter who alleged Andy Coulson "encouraged" him to hack phones was found dead today.
Meanwhile, another of the top brass at Scotland Yard has quit, no doubt to spend more time with his family.

We'll also get to see whether or nor Eric Holder really has any stones.
With pressure mounting in the US for the launch of a full-blooded inquiry into News Corporation under the Foreign Corrupt Practices Act (FCPA), the daunting consequences of such a move are becoming evident. Mike Koehler, a law professor at Butler University who is an expert in the act, said a costly and expensive worldwide investigation into possible bribery activities on the part of the company's subsidiaries in America, Australia, Europe, India and China was now almost inevitable.
Meanwhile, Fox News, which knows a few things about piling on and beating shit deep into the ground, has been reduced to whining about the coverage of their parent corporation's fuckery.

3 comments:

wolfbitch said...

Check this out:
http://theimmoralminority.blogspot.com/2011/07/we-knew-it-was-coming-fox-news-has.html

Gryphen's got a story about how yes indeedy Fox News was hacking phones.

This could be the end of Ailes, no great loss to the world. In fact, no loss to the world whatsoever.

Mark Rossmore said...

Just a coincidence... right.... And Anna Politkovskaya conveniently stumbled into four Makarov bullets in a Moscow elevator.

Comrade Misfit said...

Elevators and stairwells make the best impromptu pistol ranges, don't you know?