Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Wednesday, July 20, 2011

Shorter Rupert Mudoch: "I Know Nothing, Nothing!"

Which was pretty much what he told Parliament:
Rupert Murdoch defiantly insisted on Tuesday he was not responsible for what he called "sickening and horrible invasions" of privacy committed by his company, claiming he had been betrayed by disgraceful unidentified colleagues and had known nothing of the cover-up of phone hacking.

4 comments:

bearsense said...

For all his years, money and power, Rupert apparently doesn't know, understand or acknowledge the difference between "authority" and "responsibility."

LRod said...

He was "betrayed by disloyal officers?"
Who "fought him at every turn?"

All that's missing is the ball bearings.

LRod
ZJX, ORD, ZAU retired

Stewart Dean said...

In a side note from left field, it's worth pointing out that Schultz's uber-commander, the guy with the monocle, was.....Jewish.

Oh for the simple charms of the '60's and napalm in the morning.

Comrade Misfit said...

Well, the actor who played Col. Klink was Jewish. Sort of like the actor who played Capt. Koloth was human. :)