Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Saturday, July 16, 2011

TSA: "I'll Grope Thee, But Thou Shalt Not Grope Me."

Turn-about apparently is not fair play for the TSA:
Authorities say a Colorado woman who allegedly groped a female Transportation Security Administration agent at Phoenix's international airport is facing a felony count of sexual abuse.
Because they get to feel you up whenever they want. And there isn't a damn thing that you can do about it, because as far as the DBP is concerned, if they can't grope you, the terrorists win.

2 comments:

Nangleator said...

Gives me a worthless idea... Perhaps each and every TSA agent should undergo a TSA pat-down and body scan each day they go to work. And come back from break.

They are, of course, so critically important to our security and safety, we can't just TRUST them. That would be like trusting an airline pilot not to pull a gun and start shooting passengers!

No, we can't let this breach of security stand. We'll never be safe while there's a hint of privacy or freedom left in this country!

montag said...

Strange charge. A two handed titty twister is definitely assault & battery but I can't see where they get anything sexual from it.