Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Tuesday, July 5, 2011

Our Best Frenemy

Pakistan. Their intelligence service whacked one reporter, beat the stuffing out of another (both for writing stories that made the Paki spooks uncomfortable) and supplies guns, money and training to our enemies.

Pakistan is playing a dual game and everybody who has been paying any attention knows it. It is somewhat understandable; Bush was ready to bomb the shit out of Pakistan in 2001, but the Pakistanis also know that the war in Afghanistan will end some day. The Great Game of Central Asia still goes on, the contested turf is the same, but this time the players are India and Pakistan, not the British and Russian Empires.

This is why of all of the military aid we give them to "fight terror", the vast majority goes to preparing to lose another war against India-- Pakistan arguably has initiated at least four wars with India, both large and small, and lost every one. With a record such as that, it is kind of hard to understand the esteem that the Pakistanis supposedly have for their army.

We're kind of stuck with them, as long as we need to get supplies and troops in and out of Afghanistan. Which is a strong argument for ending the conflict.

1 comment:

Allan S said...

You Americans treat nuclear powers with kid gloves in any case. Even you EB, Pakistan is in no way a friend to the U.S. And I am not a redneck born with no thumbs for saying that. You guys have stop making excuses for their behavior. I don't mean bomb the snot out of them, just use diplomatic measures and stop supplying money and arms to them. That solution does not appeal to todays desire of instant gratification compared to, lets say, carpet bombing Islamibad, but there will be much less hostility when you win through the slow process. Tha's my opinion anyway...Allan