Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Wednesday, July 20, 2011

Libertarian Paradise?

For-profit cops. (Yes, it's fiction. for now.)

2 comments:

skip 2 colorado said...

Bonuses paid per bust! Legit or not. We'll have schools, prisons, food inspections, and energy safety, and air/water quality, transportation, and and and...
however- Ayn Rand would have been so pleased...and we know, we have kneel before that shrine, right after we pledge allegance to Norquist.
May they all drink water from wells contaminated by 'perfectly safe' fracking chemicals.

Anonymous said...

& the next step is getting rid of police departments entirely & only corporations & wealthy families & individuals having security forces. We're going backward to the frickin' middle ages!