Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Wednesday, July 6, 2011

The Doorman

Jake is lying in that doorway and bapping at any cat who wants to get past him.


None have succeeded.

Fat-assed, lying down on the job and getting in everyone's way-- I may have to rename him John Boehner.

5 comments:

Sarah said...

Naw. He's not orange.

wolfbitch said...

Hell, name him The Whole Damn Republican Party.

w3ski said...

You, are a pilot, what do you think of this ;
http://www.buzzfeed.com/fjelstud/terrafugia-transition-flying-car-may-finally-fly
w3ski

Anonymous said...

Off Topic : blogged especially for you today, e-b-m :-

http://home.egge.net/~savory/blog_jul_11.htm#20110707

Eunoia

Comrade Misfit said...

W3ski, I'm going watch the Terrafuga, but I suspect that getting a car to fly successfully is like training a fish to run the 440.

Stu, there are a couple of -104s flying in this country. They have to exceed 250kts, but they can because they are allowed to fly at the minimum safe airspeed.